Kriss Cross: A terrible rap group named after a terrible hockey player.

In the quest for fantasy hockey superiority, you need to spend time studying sleepers, obviously, and everyone knows a kick-ass name will help too. But a seemingly undervalued aspect of creating a fantasy hockey juggernaut is outfitting your team with the type of logo that strikes fear (or, more accurately, laughter) into the hearts of your opponents.

Here is a sampling of my (bad) Photoshop efforts to create a logo/avatar for different fantasy hockey team names. I will take requests in the comment section if you are brave.

Benn Folds Five

Bieksa and I Know It

Chara's In Charge

Howe High

Hull and Oates

It's Raining Schenn

Pimpin' Aint Parise

Salt n' Peca

Stastny and Hutch

Straight Outta Conklin

The Outsiders: Nash and Hall

The Price is Right

Weekend at Bernier's

Kidd 'n Play

Bend it like Peckham

Dick Van Riemsdyk

Gettin' Jiggy With It

Karlssons of Anarchy

Oshie's Eleven

The Old Man and the Seabrook

Le-tang Clan