Matt Horner:

Old enough to remember the Gardens, but young enough to have no recollection of the 80s. Still bitter about Fraser in ‘93 and Irbe in ‘02. Hater of the Berg-Lumme defensive pairing. Upset with the Danny Markov trade and the Steve Sullivan waive. Numbed by JFJ and hopeful for Burke Nonis. Absolutely terrified to live a full life without experiencing a parade down Yonge Street.